Favourite One and a Half Non-Existent Books List

[Eric Alan Weinstein]

1) "Stolen by Sex-Mad Hairy Maratin Gypsy Heavy-Metal Freaks
on RollerSkates and Taken to a Deep Space Vampire Lew-owww"
by Garp "Yes We Have More Bannanas" Dinkerpuss

2) "Please Don't Blame my Doggie, And Other Poems" by
that interesting older woman from Pimlico who read 
Gerturde Stein and spoke in an improbably high-pitched
voice whom I had as a schoolboy and whose face often
appears as an apperition when stuck in the traffic queue
at Hyde Park Corner (First 13 Poems only)
Eric Alan Weinstein
Centre For English Studies
University Of London
E.A.Weinstein at qmw.ac.uk