Happy Speed-Flesh Day!

[Mittelwerk at aol.com]

German girls:  like techno; pimples on ass

French girls:  le regard (meaningless stare); sex as conspicous consumption

English girls:  laugh at inappropriate moment; like to be mortified, hence
teachers

Finnish girls:  can't say

Austrian girls:  leave in the middle of the night to earn degree in South
America

Japanese girls:  idle talk; sex as idle talk; conspicous consumption as idle
talk

Brazilian girls:  proud of implants; pollution as virtue

Costa Rican girls:  sweet; cook; father's car-dealership if you play it right

American girls (WASP):  daddies; babies; horse poetry; self-help; sex?

American girls (Jewish): unspeakable lust for their name; debit/credit

Thank you