ebonic be jokey bad

[Mittelwerk at aol.com]

varieties of worst:

1) gleeful conservative sadism that blacks had the audacity to embrace the
language given them as an insult;

2) narcissistic progressive mewling over the 'democratic' potential of a form
of language which is only such because it is too objectively weak to express
individuality.  (cf.  the new Tommy Hilfiger Kwanzai! WinterWear line);

3) the waste-my-time impulse of internet-watchdog perfessers everywhere, who
think the dispossessed should be granted their vials of Ebonicized lotos only
insofar as the possessed can take pity on them for wanting it.


Gimme Five!