crying (Why should I read GR and M&D?)

[Eric Alan Weinstein]

No, you  shouldn't read them. Its a big mistake. 
Nobody I know likes either book. Anyway, they are too big.
Hey, have you read the new one from Ethan Hawke?

(I have, but hey, we went to University together and
we both lived on Waverly Place so I have a
sad but real ex-q-ssssss.
By the way, Ethan, if you are lurking, ahhmm, hallo.
 I'm sorry about not being
in touch over the past few years, only I had to clean 
some dishes.
Whould you like to contribute funds to a few worthy
literary projects I'm running?)

YRS,

Eric
Eric Alan Weinstein
Centre For English Studies
University Of London
E.A.Weinstein at qmw.ac.uk