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[Bruce Appelbaum]

     He didn't actually eat.  Just used the toilet and left.  Wasn't a pay 
     toilet.
     
     I understand that TRP will be making an American Express commercial 
     ("Do you know me?"), having beat out Seinfeld.


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Subject: Re: Re[5]: The List
Author:  Jules Siegel <jsiegel at pdc.caribe.net.mx> at Internet
Date:    5/9/97 11:22 AM


At 12:02 PM 05/9/97 -0400, Bruce_Appelbaum at chemsystems.com (Bruce Appelbaum) 
wrote:
>     Then again, maybe it was just some old guy who had to pee.
     
[snip full thread on old guy--talk about infinite fractals]
     
The thing to have done would have been to have examined the credit card 
voucher on his check, as Thomas Ruggles Pynchon, Jr., uses his real name on 
his credit card, and, apparently, on his driver's license.
     
Picture sharp but not very bright clerk: "Oohhhh! Are you *the* Thomas 
Ruggles Pynchon, Jr.?" Reply, perhaps: "No, I'm a very thorough Pynchon 
impersonator."
     
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