books about snots and farts available via Amazon

[Dale L. Larson]

>                     Fart proudly by Carl Japikse (Editor)

Actually, this is a great book, and I recommend it.  It's a collection of 
writings by Ben Franklin that you probably didn't read in school.

(And as to the slight about special orders, it's probably the majority of 
Amazon's books that fall into that category -- only the largest 
publishers aren't.  Fart Proudly was a special order until recently, not 
that it matters.)