The Rhenish Missionary Society

[Terrance F. Flaherty]

Evan Abla wrote:

> Anybody up for some Monty Python.

The Circumlocution Office

Charles Dickens Chief Clerk

Nietzsche: I would like to buy an argument

Clerk (1) Jaspers: get lost you fool!

Clerk (2) Heidegger: No, you would like to buy an insult,
sir, fill out these forms and stick them up your ass.  


(Master clerk Wittgenstein: Sorry, this is the department of
insults and Freudian shits. Up stairs, room 0, have a nice
argument sir, and Fuck you very much sir. 

Nietzsche: I would like to buy an argument

Clerk (1.1) Derrida: Oh, it's a play of differences, you
don't want to buy an argument.