Hey, Hey. It's Fat Fuckin' Calbert, Baby

[calbert at pop.tiac.net]

> P.S. Hey, Charlie Albert. Shove yer ultra-violent ablutions
> up yo ass, fuckin' tough guy. See you in the Ramble outside
> the rock looks like Arthur Chester's prick. Bring a condom,
> bitch, or risk a case of the drizzlin' shits, fat calbert.

Yo Piggie,

Should you be out there, given that the choir boys won't let you hunt 
"on account of (your) asthmah"?.....oh, shit, I promised wouldn't 
tell.

Now run off and shine that 6th former's boots, purty.

love,
cfa