Hey, Hey, My, My, Calbert's a Mean Old Bitch (in D-minor)!

[Greg Montalbano]

No problem, s~Z. I might see her next week.

In honor of the South Park movie (the best unclefuckin'
musical since Gravity's Rainbow!), may I present to all 
you buttfuckers the song...

CALBERT'S A BITCH (IN D MINOR)

Calbert's a bitch.
He's a big fat bitch.
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
He's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch.
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
On Monday, he's a bitch.
On Tuesday, he's a bitch.
On Wednesday through Saturday, he's a bitch.
Then on Sunday, just to be different.
He's a super kamehameha bitch.
Have you ever met my friend calbert?
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
He's a mean old bitch and he has stupid hair.
He's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, yes, he's a stupid bitch.
Calbert's a bitch and he's just a dirty bitch.
Calbert is a bee-yatch. Aaaahhhhh!

Echt,
slothrop666

> Michael Haneke wrote:
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> Hey. Say hi to Susi for me.