grgr (34): "the tower" (747)

[Joe Rubalcaba]

Per your request:

Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.

 
David Hume could out-consume Schoppenhauer and Hegel. 
And Whittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel. 
 
There's nothing Nieizsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.

Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed. 
 
John Stewart Mill, of his own free will On half a pint of shanty was
particularly ill. Plato they say could stick it away, Half a crate of
whiskey every day. 
 
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, And Hoppes was fond of his
dram. And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart. 
"I drink, therefore I am." 
 
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed; 
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed. 

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