Shit and several ways to deal with it

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This I found in a German mailing list. "Just for fun."
But PLEASE no new round of "shit'n'shinola"!!!!!

kwp


> Taoism
> Shit happens.
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> Confucianism
> Confucius said, shit happens.
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> Buddhism
> If shit happens, it is not really shit.
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> Zen Buddhism
> What is the sound of shit happening?
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> Hinduism
> This shit happened before.
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> Islam
> If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
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> Protestantism
> Let shit happen to someone else.
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> Catholicism
> If shit happens, then you deserve it.
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> Judaism
> Why does this shit always happen to us?
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> New Age
> Affirm that shit does not happen to me.
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> Atheism
> I don´t believe this shit.
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> Rastafarianism
> Let´s roll this shit up and smoke it.
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> ;-)
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