Shit and several ways to deal with it

[Otto Sell]

No worries, did you hear this one?

Did you hear what George Bush said when asked about his opinion of
Roe versus Wade?

"I don't care how Cubans get here, they should be allowed to
stay...except for that fellow, Manual Recount."

nice weekend to everybody

Otto

----- Original Message -----
From: <KXX4493553 at aol.com>
To: Pynchon-L <pynchon-l at waste.org>
Sent: Friday, December 08, 2000 12:38 PM
Subject: Shit and several ways to deal with it


This I found in a German mailing list. "Just for fun."
But PLEASE no new round of "shit'n'shinola"!!!!!

kwp


> Taoism
> Shit happens.
>
> Confucianism
> Confucius said, shit happens.
>
> Buddhism
> If shit happens, it is not really shit.
>
> Zen Buddhism
> What is the sound of shit happening?
>
> Hinduism
> This shit happened before.
>
> Islam
> If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
>
> Protestantism
> Let shit happen to someone else.
>
> Catholicism
> If shit happens, then you deserve it.
>
> Judaism
> Why does this shit always happen to us?
>
> New Age
> Affirm that shit does not happen to me.
>
> Atheism
> I don´t believe this shit.
>
> Rastafarianism
> Let´s roll this shit up and smoke it.
>
> ;-)
>