Shit and several ways to deal with it

[glenn fuller]

Capitalism:
Color  shit with red dye #7, add flavoring, freeze it , then  sell it as
ice cream

KXX4493553 at aol.com wrote:

> This I found in a German mailing list. "Just for fun."
> But PLEASE no new round of "shit'n'shinola"!!!!!
>
> kwp
>
> > Taoism
> > Shit happens.
> >
> > Confucianism
> > Confucius said, shit happens.
> >
> > Buddhism
> > If shit happens, it is not really shit.
> >
> > Zen Buddhism
> > What is the sound of shit happening?
> >
> > Hinduism
> > This shit happened before.
> >
> > Islam
> > If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
> >
> > Protestantism
> > Let shit happen to someone else.
> >
> > Catholicism
> > If shit happens, then you deserve it.
> >
> > Judaism
> > Why does this shit always happen to us?
> >
> > New Age
> > Affirm that shit does not happen to me.
> >
> > Atheism
> > I don´t believe this shit.
> >
> > Rastafarianism
> > Let´s roll this shit up and smoke it.
> >
> > ;-)
> >