The Small Rain, Low-Lands : A Few Questions

[Paul Mackin]

On Thu, 13 Jan 2000, Sergey Kuznetsov wrote:
> 
> Low-Lands.
> 
> DF think about to discuss the Midget Problem with Nerissa. What the hell is
> Midget Problem? Dictionaries are silent, and AltaVista gives to me only XXX
> pages...

The midget problem I guess would be that of two people of markedly
different heights trying to have sex. There is an old American bit of
doggerel that Flange could have applied if the cases were reversed and he
was the one only three and a half feet tall.

When their noses were together his toes was in it.
And when their toes-es were together his nose was it.

			P.