suggested loyalty oath for the p-list

[Timothy Strzechowski]

I do hereby solemnly swear that I will protect, honor and glorify the
holy
name of Thomas Pynchon and that I will forever abstain from and eschew
any seditious, treasonable, or blasphemous words toward him. So help me
Tyrone Slothrop.


 Might I also recommend we each sing four choruses of "The Star-Spangled
Banner" and screw nickle-alloy swivels into our backs to ensure a better
parade formation.

Your Incognito,

MMMM