Not Pynchon, Maligning YOU!

[David Morris]

<span> >From: <span class=ResizableText0>"Bonnie</span> <span 
class=ResizableText0>Kaplan"</span> <span 
class=ResizableText0><kappyesc at hotmail.com></span> >To: pynchon-<span 
class=ResizableText0>l at waste.org</span> <span 
class=ResizableText0>>Subject:</span> Re: Not Pynchon, Maligning YOU! >Date: 
Tue, 03 Oct 2000 02:44:55 GMT > > > >Oh my dearest MalignD & Co., how you (I 
mean your Posts) do <span class=ResizableText0>>stink!!</span>---I
am <span class=ResizableText0>>forced</span> to keep your foul language at a 
most <span class=ResizableText0>respectful</span> distance, <span 
class=ResizableText0>>keeping</span> >your words at arms length, and dabbing 
my nose with Eau de Cologne >(the only >thing by way of perfume in my <span 
class=ResizableText0>possession).</span> I would not mind but they >are 
 >most <span class=ResizableText0>uninteresting</span> and stupid. Can you 
do nothing but? Can you say <span class=ResizableText0>>nothing</span> >with 
<span class=ResizableText0>gentleness?</span> <span 
class=ResizableText0>"Doug</span>
<span class=ResizableText0>this!"</span> AND <span 
class=ResizableText0>"Holocaust</span> <span 
class=ResizableText0>that."</span> Oh <span 
class=ResizableText0>Puhleeeeez!</span> >One >tires of hearing the apparent 
fury, the <span class=ResizableText0>outrageous</span> uproar---the <span 
class=ResizableText0>>screams,</span> the <span 
class=ResizableText0>>reproaches,</span> the torrents of rancid <span 
class=ResizableText0>vociferation</span> that overflows from >the <span 
class=ResizableText0>>toilet</span> in your face, you would think that none 
but mad folks
broken >lose >from <span class=ResizableText0>confinement</span> could be 
engaged in this crapping contest. I know >it's all >part of the game; your 
personas thus ranting and roaring are, in >fact, all >bad dirty fun, but you 
must know that yours are splitting the ears >of the >by-standers: not vulgar 
<span class=ResizableText0>uneducated</span> people that have nothing 
whatever >to do >but stink up their happy homes with your load of rubbish. 
This <span class=ResizableText0>>violence</span> to >the ears seems a 
frightful remnant of <span class=ResizableText0>barbarity,</span>
mixed up with <span class=ResizableText0>>undisciplined</span> <span 
class=ResizableText0>>impetuosity,</span> in a word, SAVAGE. > <span 
class=ResizableText0>>Please,</span> do us all a favor, shut up. > <span 
class=ResizableText0>>Bonnie</span> >PS Coward, coward, you are a coward. 
Coward, coward, you are a <span class=ResizableText0>>coward,</span> na na 
 >na na na na, na na na na na na. > > > > > <span 
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