Not Pynchon, Maligning YOU!

[Bonnie Kaplan]

Oh my dearest MalignD & Co., how you (I mean your Posts) do stink!!---I am 
forced to keep your foul language at a most respectful distance, keeping 
your words at arms length, and dabbing my nose with Eau de Cologne (the only 
thing by way of perfume in my possession). I would not mind but they are 
most uninteresting and stupid. Can you do nothing but?  Can you say nothing 
with gentleness? "Doug this!" AND  "Holocaust that."  Oh Puhleeeeez! One 
tires of hearing the apparent fury, the outrageous uproar---the screams, the 
reproaches, the torrents of rancid vociferation that overflows from the 
toilet in your face, you would think that none but mad folks broken lose 
from confinement could be engaged in this crapping contest. I know it's all 
part of the game; your personas thus ranting and roaring are, in fact, all 
bad dirty fun, but you must know that yours are splitting the ears of the 
by-standers: not vulgar uneducated people that have nothing whatever to do 
but stink up their happy homes with your load of rubbish.  This violence to 
the ears seems a frightful remnant of barbarity, mixed up with undisciplined 
impetuosity, in a word, SAVAGE.

Please, do us all a favor, shut up.

Bonnie
PS Coward, coward, you are a coward. Coward, coward, you are a coward, na na 
na na na na, na na na na na na.





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