NP more shit
Peter Fellows-McCully
pfm at anam.com
Thu Sep 14 11:18:24 CDT 2000
In case anyone missed it, the reason why shit may be
"...the most powerful word in the English language."
is that it is so fundamental.
Peter Fellows-McCully
Republic of Ireland
> -----Original Message-----
> From: owner-pynchon-l at waste.org [mailto:owner-pynchon-l at waste.org]On
> Behalf Of Doug Millison
> Sent: Wednesday, September 13, 2000 10:37 PM
> To: pynchon-l at waste.org
> Subject: NP more shit
>
>
> Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English
> language. You can
> be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.
> With a little effort,
> you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or
> decide to take a
> shit or get off the pot. You can smoke some shit, buy shit,
> sell shit, lose
> shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and
> die. Some people
> know their shit while others can't tell the difference
> between shit and
> shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and
> sweet shits.
> There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can
> throw shit, sling
> shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan. You can
> give a shit or serve
> shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be
> happier than a pig
> in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter
> than shit,
> and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like
> shit, things
> can look like shit, and there are times you can feel like
> shit. You can have
> too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong
> shit or alot of weird
> shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find
> yourself up shit
> creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns
> to shit and
> other times you can swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like
> roses. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the
> basic building block
> of all creation. And remember, once you know your shit, you
> don't need to
> know anything else! But then again, I really don't care if
> you give a shit.
> http://www.shittalker.com/
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