NP more shit

[Doug Millison]

Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language. You can
be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort,
you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to take a
shit or get off the pot. You can smoke some shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose
shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. Some people
know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and
shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling
shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve
shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig
in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things
can look like shit, and there are times you can feel like shit. You can have
too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or alot of weird
shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit
creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and
other times you can swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like
roses. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block
of all creation. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to
know anything else! But then again, I really don't care if you give a shit.
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