Britney Spears Chat Room talking about the new president - or not?

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URL: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A53300-2001Jan12.html
  
Britney Spears 
 _____The Only Story in Town____
By Gene Weingarten
Washington Post Staff Writer
Sunday, January 14, 2001; Page F01 



The following is excerpted from one of AOL's "hottest sites," the Britney 
Spears Chat Room.


You are in BRITNEY SPEARS


PumpBody14: n e hot ladies in here?


Stinqwinky: Any hott guys want to chat?


Weinpost: Anyone want to talk about George W. Bush?


FN233: Ummmm. No.


CRAZY10Guy: No.


Weinpost: anyone have any views on the issues facing the new administration?


Iamhorny18f: Any Hot Men Here I'll Strip For You on My Webcam. Click here.


Weinpost: Anyone think Geo W. Bush is a hottie?


ZCC101: Bush sucks.


Crazy10Guy: I'm from Hawaii.


Weinpost: Do you folks disagree with his politics?


ZCC101: He's a lier.


ChickDx: He's just a jerk lier wannabe. Why do you like him.


Weinpost: I don't like him, totally. I just think he's hott.


ChickDx: GROSS!!!


Weinpost: um, how old are you, Chick?


ChickDx: 14 u?


Buki7: n e one got naked pics of Spears?


Weinpost: i'm 49


ChickDx: wow


GymnastKatie2000: ewwww


Weinpost: Do you feel that Bush will have problems establishing his 
legitimacy, vis a vis the closeness of the election?


ChickDx has left the room.


GymnastKatie2000 has left the room.


JERaptor: n e 1 got nud pix of brit press 123


DirtyCrazyChico: You people saw her MTB Music Awards Performance? That was 
MAD TIGHT


Weinpost: Anyone here have any feelings about the new presidential 
administration of Geo W. Bush?


Angerrelated: WASSSSUUUUP


Jmaster96: I like feet.


Weinpost: I like George W. Bush and compassionate conservatism. Any takers?


MagicCircle449: this room sucks who seriosly likes Brittney here?


StoneColdsGirlie: Britney Spears is a hoochie.


Weinpost: Is Richard Cheney a hottie?


Scoobdoo1fan: no he is an old guy


Scoobdoo1fan: he's like 58.


Weinpost: Do you trust Cheney as the number two guy?


Scoobdoo1fan: I dont trust Cheny.


Scoobdoo1fan: Or whatever his name is.


Scoobdoo1fan: I hate bush and gore.


Weinpost: Why, Scoobs?


Scoobdoo1fan: bush wants to make it illegal to have an aborshone


Samkam1209: Gore tries bush lies


Scoobdoo1fan: And Gore wants us not to have cars.


Weinpost: NO CARS?????


Scoobdoo1fan: For the enviornment


Slyfox1988: WWWWAAAZZZZUUUUPPPP!!!!


JERaptor: ne 1 got nude pix of brit press 123


Cutiepie19545: this is a weird question but does anyone know what hospital 
britney was born in?


Weinpost: Do you believe in compassionate conservatism?


Scoobdoo1fan: I don't know what it is


Weinpost: Me neither!


Biznatchboy96: who thinks Britney iz hot?


Weinpost: Scoobs, do you like Britney?


Scoobdoo1fan: ya


Weinpost: Do you like George W. Bush?


Scoobdoo1fan: no


Weinpost: Do you like Scooby Doo?


Scoobdoo1fan: i used to. I like the grincg now


Weinpost: grincg?


Scoobdoo1fan: grinch. sry. bad spellar.


Weinpost: Are you concerned by the effects of this election on the nation?


Scoobdoo1fan: i stayed up all that night watching them get the polls from the 
states.


Weinpost: me too!


Scoobdoo1fan: i turned it in for extra credit.


Weinpost: uh, how old are you?


Scoobdoo1fan: 13/f/az.


Weinpost: what do your parents do?


PimpadelicMan: Hey, whats going on in here


McnacLeah: any girls want to give me their honest opinion of my pic? IM me.


Scoobdoo1fan: my mom is a nurse. i dont live with my dad


Weinpost: What is the most important issue facing the new administration?


Scoobdoo1fan: sorry i dont know what that means


Weinpost: OK, what is your biggest worry? Personal worry, in your life.


Scoobdoo1fan: dieing.


CHAd 1 MuSkA: britany spears is hot!


Scoobdoo1fan: or my dog passing away and my mom dieing.


Weinpost: What is your dog's name?


KrOnIcpLaYeR: Any fine gurlz want to talk 2 a 15/m brown hair brown eyes 5'5?


Scoobdoo1fan: peanut.


Weinpost: Scoob, do you think we need a more conservative approach in 
government?


Scoobdoo1fan: no


Weinpost: Why?


Scoobdoo1fan: Ppl might rebel.


Papakorn Jim: hey, scoobdoo1fan, want to chat?


Scoobdoo1fan: in a lil bit K?


Papakorn Jim: K.


Weinpost: Rebel? How?


Scoobdoo1fan: Well they might move and how would the US pay for itself then


Bfavre141: 16/f fu want nude brit spears pics IM em now


Weinpost: Whoa. Good point. If the govt is too strict people will leave. 
Erode the tax base. Where will they go?


Scoobdoo1fan: France


Weinpost: Could be. So you think Bush should sort of pretend to be liberal to 
keep people happy?


Scoobdoo1fan: he could.


Weinpost: What would be a good first step?


Scoobdoo1fan: help homeles ppl


Weinpost: Good plan. Think it will happen?


Scoobdoo1fan: no


SwTa2nRyCeLuVr17: Britney is like my computer.


Weinpost: why not?


Scoobdoo1fan: Becus the US doesn't care i think


SwTa2nRyCeLuVr17: Cheap and plastic.


Scoobdoo1fan: theyd probly say


Scoobdoo1fan: look its ur fault


Scoobdoo1fan: get a job


Iamhorny18f: Any Hot Men Here.


Scoobdoo1fan: brb


Weinpost: brb?


Scoobdoo1fan: Be right back. I think my jello is done


Papakorn Jim: Do you think Britney really likes Justin?


Marie86877459984: ya


Papakorn Jim: i dont


Scoobdoo1fan: she IS going out w/ him. duh?


Weinpost: if i could get one message to George W Bush from Scoobs, what 
should I tell him?


Scoobdoo1fan: take some time get used to being the prez dont rush into things


Weinpost: good advice


Scoobdoo1fan: and dont be mean remeber the homeles its not there fault


Supercow5688: Britney Spears has fake ones but theyre still nice.


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