IF your aunt had big feet she'd have big shoes too

[Otto]

If this is from you may I put it on a website (with your name of course)?
It's really good.

Otto

----- Original Message -----
From: "Terrance" <lycidas2 at earthlink.net>
To: <pynchon-l at waste.org>
Sent: Thursday, August 15, 2002 1:04 AM
Subject: Re: IF your aunt had big feet she'd have big shoes too
>
> If they can, they will
> In the heat, in the chill
> near death or near hell,
> in a giant Pumpkin shell,
> On the Line heading West
> On the line fast asleep,
> they will choke the chicken
> but never sow  what they reap.
>
> If they have not lost both arms in the army
> both legs in the navy
> both balls on The Tour de France
>
> If they have not been surfing with sharks in Australia
> Reported the loss of lives, limbs, other paraphernalia
> Not to mention genitalia
>
> If they haven't lost T.S. Eliot's Hope
> Dylan's Desire
> Left their feelings and scrotums bloody and butchered out on No Man's
> Land's wire
>
> If they have not been to sea and faced the swift cutlass
> Known to render those hung like bulldozers nutless
>
> If they have not been hit by an Atomic blast
> If their entire body is not in a cast
> If their reproductive organs are not now corroded
> If their asshole was not detached when Little Boy exploded
>
> If the cold winds of public charity have not left them to freeze
> If the priests have not forced them down on their knees
> If they can still get it up, get it hard, get it wet,
> they will if they can,
> if they can they will,
> by hook or by crook
> by hoist  or by pill,
> by george or by martha
> by mary, joseph, jesus, and god the father,
> they will
>
> Or they will find a substitute
>
> Like nymphomaniacal Alice
> you used a dynamite stick for a phallus
> they found her Vagina
> In North Carolina
> And her ass in Buckingham Palace.

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