IF your aunt had big feet she'd have big shoes too

[Monica Belevan]

That one is really funny.
Reminds me ove (terrible as I am with metriks, yaas, I know):

The case of PhD Sympathic
Who's prong was unspeakably static
In the Wardenclyffe style,
He erected a mile
Of antennalike penii on acid.

We once had a patient called Leda
Whose cunthole, more potholed than Edam
Profused with such puss,
And it spewed with such lust
That we made her a vaginal Eden.

The case of the gringo Maube Kelly
Who picknicked Korean girls on telly
He rubbed to the seams
Of their eyeless routines
'' Here's cumming right onto the en'my.''

--I'm sleepyyyy now. Exercising before my pillowrejoinders. Adieu, adieu, 
mon douce millieu.

Moni






>From: "Otto" <ottosell at yahoo.de>
>To: "Terrance" <lycidas2 at earthlink.net>, <pynchon-l at waste.org>
>Subject: Re: IF your aunt had big feet she'd have big shoes too
>Date: Thu, 15 Aug 2002 02:13:54 +0200
>
>If this is from you may I put it on a website (with your name of course)?
>It's really good.
>
>Otto
>
>----- Original Message -----
>From: "Terrance" <lycidas2 at earthlink.net>
>To: <pynchon-l at waste.org>
>Sent: Thursday, August 15, 2002 1:04 AM
>Subject: Re: IF your aunt had big feet she'd have big shoes too
> >
> > If they can, they will
> > In the heat, in the chill
> > near death or near hell,
> > in a giant Pumpkin shell,
> > On the Line heading West
> > On the line fast asleep,
> > they will choke the chicken
> > but never sow  what they reap.
> >
> > If they have not lost both arms in the army
> > both legs in the navy
> > both balls on The Tour de France
> >
> > If they have not been surfing with sharks in Australia
> > Reported the loss of lives, limbs, other paraphernalia
> > Not to mention genitalia
> >
> > If they haven't lost T.S. Eliot's Hope
> > Dylan's Desire
> > Left their feelings and scrotums bloody and butchered out on No Man's
> > Land's wire
> >
> > If they have not been to sea and faced the swift cutlass
> > Known to render those hung like bulldozers nutless
> >
> > If they have not been hit by an Atomic blast
> > If their entire body is not in a cast
> > If their reproductive organs are not now corroded
> > If their asshole was not detached when Little Boy exploded
> >
> > If the cold winds of public charity have not left them to freeze
> > If the priests have not forced them down on their knees
> > If they can still get it up, get it hard, get it wet,
> > they will if they can,
> > if they can they will,
> > by hook or by crook
> > by hoist  or by pill,
> > by george or by martha
> > by mary, joseph, jesus, and god the father,
> > they will
> >
> > Or they will find a substitute
> >
> > Like nymphomaniacal Alice
> > you used a dynamite stick for a phallus
> > they found her Vagina
> > In North Carolina
> > And her ass in Buckingham Palace.
>
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