The Battle of the Ducks

[Terrance]

Daffy, being a Warner Brothers cartoon, is use to working with guns,
dynamite, Acme brand anvils (tm), and other instruments of destruction.
He knows how and even enjoys working with these items and won't hesitate
to employ them on his hapless opponent. Donald on the other hand is
strictly Disney, which is going to severely tie his hands.

Finally there is the fact that Daffy is a well known crack addict which
unless Ronald and Nancy Reagan have lied to us, means that he is both
psychotic and has the strength of ten ducks. Now lets look at Donald,
clad in his adorable little sailor suit, also known as, the official
uniform of mama's boys everywhere. A mama's boy vs a well armed drug
crazed lunatic, how can there be any doubt who will win? 

As a parent of a six and four year old and relentlessly exploited by the
Disney
corporation, I hope that Daffy hangs Donald with his own intestines. 

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