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[calbert at hslboxmaster.com]

I ain't takin' no chances this weekend......Gonna cork my 
ass....Flatulence kills......


love,
cfa




> An ABC radio report:  
> 
> At Bagram air base north of Kabul, a US military spokesman, Colonel
> Roger King, states that an AC-130 helicopter gunship, a B-52 bomber &
> 7 other aircraft had joined the attack after coalition ground forces
> had been fired upon.  He also offers the excuse that fireworks may
> have been mistaken for hostile gunfire.    
> 
> With the current state of alert in this country, I would advise you
> all to watch the skies before you light that Roman candle!!
> 
> (Oh, apropos of nothing, I am convinced that Monica is a real woman)
> 
> 2¢
>