NP? who is the bigger dick--Bush or Saddam

[Doug Millison]

[...] Finally, the question of who is the bigger
dick--Bush or Saddam--will be determined once and for
all. This is what we mean by "measuring up" to the War
on Terror. Speak softly, loudly or not at all, but
whatever you do, carry a Big Stick, preferably with a
25,000-pound conventional warhead on the end of it.

Back in '91, it was left largely undecided as to who
wielded the bigger wiener: Saddam the Insane or Bush
the Elder. First, Saddam showed off his thuggish
cockiness by nation-raping Kuwait. Outraged to see
another dipstick horning in on his oil, George the
First gathered an international coalition of agitated
nations, and then gangbanged that cocky Iraqi right
out of his poontang. That showed 'em who was the
Biggest Dick, huh?

George I's polls sagged when he pulled out of Iraq
"prematurely" --and ignored our limp economy to boot!

But the American Commander-in-Chief, lacking what some
called the "balls" to finish the job, pulled out
before the final climax. That is, Saddam did not die
the Little Death (le petit mort--ooh baby) or the Big
One either. Frustrating the hell out of George the
Gangbang Leader, Saddam survived and, though the Iraqi
people were decimated by bombs and sanctions, he
prospered. In fact, in terms of sheer staying power as
his nation's head, Saddam outlasted his American rival
by almost a decade, ruling like a king with his long,
hard scepter. Which brings us to Bush Senior's Boy
George chomping-at-the-bit like a
stud-out-of-the-stable to finish the job.

This dangerous dick-waving contest is, in my humble
sex therapist's view, at the heart of the reason why
America now teeters on the brink of a New War on Iraq.
After all, what better reason is there? [...] 

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