NP? who is the bigger dick--Bush or Saddam

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on 10/1/02 12:46 PM, Doug Millison at pynchonoid at yahoo.com wrote:

> [...] Finally, the question of who is the bigger
> dick--Bush or Saddam--will be determined once and for
> all. This is what we mean by "measuring up" to the War
> on Terror. Speak softly, loudly or not at all, but
> whatever you do, carry a Big Stick, preferably with a
> 25,000-pound conventional warhead on the end of it.
> 
> Back in '91, it was left largely undecided as to who
> wielded the bigger wiener: Saddam the Insane or Bush
> the Elder. First, Saddam showed off his thuggish
> cockiness by nation-raping Kuwait. Outraged to see
> another dipstick horning in on his oil, George the
> First gathered an international coalition of agitated
> nations, and then gangbanged that cocky Iraqi right
> out of his poontang. That showed 'em who was the
> Biggest Dick, huh?
> 
> George I's polls sagged when he pulled out of Iraq
> "prematurely" --and ignored our limp economy to boot!
> 
> But the American Commander-in-Chief, lacking what some
> called the "balls" to finish the job, pulled out
> before the final climax. That is, Saddam did not die
> the Little Death (le petit mort--ooh baby) or the Big
> One either. Frustrating the hell out of George the
> Gangbang Leader, Saddam survived and, though the Iraqi
> people were decimated by bombs and sanctions, he
> prospered. In fact, in terms of sheer staying power as
> his nation's head, Saddam outlasted his American rival
> by almost a decade, ruling like a king with his long,
> hard scepter. Which brings us to Bush Senior's Boy
> George chomping-at-the-bit like a
> stud-out-of-the-stable to finish the job.
> 
> This dangerous dick-waving contest is, in my humble
> sex therapist's view, at the heart of the reason why
> America now teeters on the brink of a New War on Iraq.
> After all, what better reason is there? [...]
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Check out the late great Bill Hick's routine "The Gulf Distraction" on his
CD "Relentless". Pure genius.

    "We retreat!"
    "Not good enough!"
    "We surrender!"
    "Not good enough! Call me a wimp? C'mon!"

The same CD contains his diatribe about smoking (AKA the Yul Brynner vs. Jim
Fixx routine) and "Rockers against drugs - Boy do they suck!" Highly
recommended.

Joe