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on 2/6/03 11:39 PM, prozak at anus.com at prozak at anus.com wrote:

> 
>> Personally, I'm just dying to go after Rhode Island. I know it's a state and
>> all, but it's nothing but strip clubs, mafioso, politicians named "Buddy",
>> and some guys with names like Ruumford talking about their sailboats. Their
>> sweaters alone are infuriating.
> 
> You notice Texas has been super-ultra-quiet about once having been a
> nation throughout this thing? They're fearing cruise missiles like
> anyone else.

Yeah, and they wear those damned sweaters too. You know the ones. I've seen
the old man wearing one. You know, H.W. It's usually pink or something. With
the sleeves tied around his neck like a cape. Texas and Rhode Island. There
it is.  The Texans have been secretly harboring and supporting those
dastardly Rhode Island Reds for years. I have reason to suspect that the RIR
has used Texans as their proxies to infiltrate Connecticut, Massachusetts,
and even Maine. I have seen evidence of Texan and RIR influence as far north
as Kennebunkport. They must be stopped before Zima becomes the official malt
beverage of the NFL. The Boston Red Sox will be forced to wear pants with
one green leg and one red leg. Tiverton will remain enslaved. The virtuous
women of New Jersey will be forced to work at The Foxey Lady.

I have even heard of a secret school for radical Episcopalians in Cranston
that is funded by a shadowy consortium from Port Arthur, Texas.

That's it! I've had it! Rhode Island has got to go!

Joe