Iraq

[prozak at anus.com]

> >> Personally, I'm just dying to go after Rhode Island. I know it's a state and
> >> all, but it's nothing but strip clubs, mafioso, politicians named "Buddy",
> >> and some guys with names like Ruumford talking about their sailboats. Their
> >> sweaters alone are infuriating.
> > 
> > You notice Texas has been super-ultra-quiet about once having been a
> > nation throughout this thing? They're fearing cruise missiles like
> > anyone else.
> 
> Yeah, and they wear those damned sweaters too. You know the ones. I've seen
> the old man wearing one. You know, H.W. It's usually pink or something. With
> the sleeves tied around his neck like a cape. 

Those goofy mail-order old man sweaters. Golf sweaters, I think 
they're called. Sold only by one or two mail order joints, and the 
rumbling on the street is it's owned by our guys.

>Texas and Rhode Island. There
> it is.  The Texans have been secretly harboring and supporting those
> dastardly Rhode Island Reds for years. I have reason to suspect that the RIR
> has used Texans as their proxies to infiltrate Connecticut, Massachusetts,
> and even Maine. I have seen evidence of Texan and RIR influence as far north
> as Kennebunkport. They must be stopped before Zima becomes the official malt
> beverage of the NFL. The Boston Red Sox will be forced to wear pants with
> one green leg and one red leg. Tiverton will remain enslaved. The virtuous
> women of New Jersey will be forced to work at The Foxey Lady.
> 
> I have even heard of a secret school for radical Episcopalians in Cranston
> that is funded by a shadowy consortium from Port Arthur, Texas.
> 
> That's it! I've had it! Rhode Island has got to go!

Anything to stop Zima. What the hell is wrong with the Bull anyway?


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