"bizarre" coincidences

[barbara100 at jps.net]

Charming, isn't he, Terrance?

----- Original Message -----
From: <vze422fs at verizon.net>
>
> I'm beginning to understand. You must really be Eddie Bettano, the kid in
my
> eighth grade homeroom who stayed back a few years and shook me down for my
> drug....er... lunch money. You were only pretending to be a stupid thug
with
> no future. Now I've been sucked into your devilishly fiendish cabal. All
> this time you've been plotting revenge for the time that I gave you the
> wrong answers to the history exam when they foolishly forced me to tutor
you
> in the idiotic hope that we would somehow bond and become friends.
>
> Well mister, I wasn't having any of it then, and I'm not having any of it
> now! I know that you created this alleged Pynchon list just to exploit my
> bandwidth to communicate with the alien females with whom you plan to
mate;
> producing a hybrid race of superstooges to conquer the world through the
> internet, the fascist media, and academia.
>
> I've got my aluminum foil hat on and my genuine Italian-made stiletto at
the
> ready. You will not take my cerebral cortex alive to fuel your network of
> extraterrestrial PDA's. I'm on to you now! The sodium metal bomb is really
> going to hit the toilet now!
>
> Is that better?
>