Pale Fire Schedule

[Jumbly Girl]

1) Is there a David Morris and a Doug Millison?

Is the moon made out of spam? 

2) If yes, do they know each other offlist and just can't stand each
other?

They are lovers. 


3) If no, is it one David/Doug warring with his own 2 personalities?

Only when Who is playing First. 

4) Is there a slothenvypride who is NOT either Doug or Dave?

Naturally. 

5) Is Barbara also David and/or Doug?

Barbara was David before she married Doug and after she got the sex
change. 
Everyone, except you, knows that Barb only married Doug so that Doug
could get his papers. What a philanthropist! We should all be so lucky. 


6) Is Terrance (with whom I'll be co-hosting in the fall) any of the
above?

Terrance is dead. He was murdered by William Zantzinger the Memory Motel
in Montauk Long Island. 


7) How did y'all get rid of Prozak--or--is he still among us?
Thanks...and again, whoever you are, you're still the most entertaining
creatures online.  


With a poisend pill of course. But, if you put your ear real close to
the screen and tune into the archives you can hear his heart beating
still.