Pale Fire Schedule

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0.5) Happy Anniversary, I guess.  Have a shot.
 
1)  Millison lives on the west coast, Morris lives in N'awrleans.  Millison is Left-wing conspiracy geek, Morris is haiku-touting wank.
 
2)  Don't know why Morris obsesses over Doug.  Has homoerotic aspects to it, if you ask me. Don't know why Doug busts on Morris.  Latent Freudian aggression coupled with fetishistic issues.
 
3)  According to some, there are several personalities of Doug on this list, but that generally comes from people with no personality themselves. According to Morris (who many listers think is a fool), anyone who thinks Morris is a fool is Doug. Where's that moebus strip I was saving?
 
4)  I am not an animal.  I am a human being.  Slightly taller than s~Z, darker than Monroe, hairier than barbara, more flat-footed than Jules S. (r.i.p), and jumpier than a hand granade at a cocktail party. But, dammit, I got rhythm!
 
5)  Barbara is a woman who is secure in her femininity.  Hates the word "pussy."  Prefers the word "dick."  LOVES the works of David Mamet.
 
6)  Terrance is Jumpy Girl is lycidas2 is woodjim is Monica Belevan (with whom Morris carried on an amusingly flirtatious online relationship until it became well-known that terrance was monica).  Terrence knows everything (unlike jbor, who thinks he knows everything). Turn-ons include skiing, Melville, and going to peep shows with a bottle of ivory liquid.
 
6)  Prozak is still out there, forging in the smithy of his soul the uncreated conscience of his race.  So I hear.
 
 
Hey Topaz, my gifts to you will be in the mail soon.  Keep eyes peeled.
 
sep7
 


Elainemmbell at aol.com wrote:
Okay.  I admit my utter ineptness at "clues" on this list.  I've been here (wherever that is) for a year now (happy P-List anniversary to me, sung) and I STILL cannot figure out who's who.  My questions follow:
1) Is there a David Morris and a Doug Millison?
2) If yes, do they know each other offlist and just can't stand each other?
3) If no, is it one David/Doug warring with his own 2 personalities?
4) Is there a slothenvypride who is NOT either Doug or Dave?
5) Is Barbara also David and/or Doug?
6) Is Terrance (with whom I'll be co-hosting in the fall) any of the above?
7) How did y'all get rid of Prozak--or--is he still among us?
Thanks...and again, whoever you are, you're still the most entertaining creatures online.  

PS: Anniversary gifts will be gratefully accepted and graciously acknowledged.  My birthstone is topaz, my flower Chrysanthemum, my shoe size 6, my dress size 8, my favorite color red, and my favorite stuffed animal Hello Kitty.  I dislike roses & don't eat chocolate, but am otherwise really easily delighted.

Elaine M.M. Bell, Writer
(860) 523-9225 

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