long,straight, cur-ly,fuz-zy, snag-gy, shag-gy, rat-ty, mat-ty,

[Terrance]

oil-y, greas-y, fleec-y, shin-ing, gleam-ing, steam-ing, flax-en,
wax-en,
 knot-ted, pol-ka dot-ted, Twist-ed, bead-ed, braid-ed, pow-dered,
 flow-ered, and con-fet-tied, ban-gled, tan-gled, span-gled and
spa-ghet-tied.

 They'll be ga ga at the go go when they see me in my to-ga,
 My to-ga made of blond,__bril-liant-ined, bib-li-cal hair.
 My hair like Je-sus wore it, Hal-le- lu-jah, I a-dore it,
 Hal-le-lu-jah;Ma-ry loved her son,  why don't my moth-er love me?

 Hair, hair,  hair, hair, hair, hair,  hair, hair.