like Lucy & Ethel

[Terrance]

                        Friendship- (sung by Lucy & Ethel)
                        If you're ever in a jam, here I am!
                        If you're ever in a mess, S-O-S
                        If you ever feel so happy, you land in jail, I'm
                        your bail
                        It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect
                        blendship
                        When other friendships have been forgot,
                        Ours will still be hot.
                        If you're ever up a tree, phone to me
                        If you're ever down a well, ring my bell
                        If you ever lose your teeth, and you're out to
                         dine... borrow mine
                        It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect
                        blendship
                        When other friendships have been forgate
                        Ours will still be great.
                        If they ever black your eyes, put me wise
                        If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose
                        If they ever put a bullet through your brain...
                        I'll complain
                        It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect
                        blendship
                        When other friendships have been forgit
                        Ours will still be it.



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