VL to SL: Pynchon's Self-Characterization

[Jerky]

Excuse me while I ROTFLMAO


> well i got high last night for the first time in months and it was a
little
> weird.  this gay hairdresser guy kept hitting on me and squeezing my pecs.
> and i'm high so i'm trying to be all civil, but he keeps taking that as a
> sign of encouragement.  now i know how women feel when i harass
them--which
> is to say, disconcertingly horny and open-minded.