Ash Wednesday

cfalbert calbert at hslboxmaster.com
Mon Mar 1 16:55:23 CST 2004


In the interest of context:

Carl Everett believes the moon landing was a hoax....


that dinosaurs are a conspiracy


and gets in the face of those who cross him - literally...

for a few brief shining moments he brought color to the Red Sox (figuratively)
missing since the Gerbil shipped the second best left hander
in the team's history (coincidentally Scrubby's bong buddy) to the Montreal 
Expos for Stan Papi.......

love,
cfa




At 01:34 PM 2/27/04, you wrote:
>on 2/27/04 12:48 PM, Malignd at malignd at yahoo.com wrote:
>
> > <<But heaven forbid that two adults of the same sex
> > might want their committed relationship validated.
> > That would offend God.>>
> >
> > Among the many merry things about religion are ideas
> > such as this, that "God" indulges such emotions as
> > taking offense (one big offense taking!).
> >
> > "This homo marriage business OFFENDS ME!  It goes
> > against my sense of WHAT'S APPROPRIATE!"
> >
> > So sayeth the Lord (who takes offense if you don't use
> > a capital L).
> >
> > One assumes, I gather, He finds walking around with
> > soot on one's face appropriate.
> >
>I'm amused by the professional athletes who constantly invoke The Lord when
>commenting on their own performance. Of course, God plans his day around
>Carl Everett's at-bats.





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