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Wednesday, November 03, 2004

in the wasteland

There are rows an rows a tv screens here in the wasteland an all of em say 
things like:
SASQUATCH 0%
APEMAN 0% - WINNER!

0% OF POLLS REPORTING

In fronta the tv screens Lester Holt tells me about Defining Marriage. 
“Eleven States voted to Define Marriage tonight,” says Lester Holt, “and 
they have Defined it as a slow-moving, thick-skulled poison-spitting reptile 
that hates queers. America has spoken.”

There's a five-hundred-foot tall inflatable rubber president balloon filled 
with hydrogen an mustard gas floatin overhead. “Leadership! Marriage! Moral 
values!” says the Inflatable President. “Gonna smoke those gays outta their 
holes! America’s safer when lesbians can run but they can’t hide!” It must 
be true. Look at all those electronic ballots!

There's millions of us stuck out here in the wasteland but we're followin 
the Inflatable President cause he'll know how to get us out! "Stay the 
course! Resolve! Leadership!" says the Inflatable President. The wind blows 
it into a cliff, tears open its leg, an sprays poison gas all over the 
crowd. "Strong leader! Turnin that corner!" says the Inflatable President. 
The crowd goes wild!

Someday we'll get outta this place, into a place that is presumably better 
than this place. An when we do it'll be because we kept on followin the 
Inflatable President! He bursts into flames an sets one hundred thousand 
Iraqis on fire. The applause is deafening!
  ¶ posted by Fafnir at 11:57 AM

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