hampshire college

[joeallonby]

on 11/16/04 3:58 PM, Joel Katz at mittelwerk at hotmail.com wrote:

>> From: joeallonby <vze422fs at verizon.net>
>> To: <Elainemmbell at aol.com>,<mittelwerk at hotmail.com>,<pynchon-l at waste.org>
>> CC: <Gwenabee9987 at aol.com>
>> Subject: Re: hampshire college
>> Date: Tue, 16 Nov 2004 15:59:36 -0500
>> 
>> on 11/16/04 9:58 AM, Elainemmbell at aol.com at Elainemmbell at aol.com wrote:
>> 
>> In a message dated 11/15/2004 1:21:33 PM Eastern Standard Time,
>> mittelwerk at hotmail.com writes:
>> we used to kick their ass at soccer and then prey on their women.  your
>> basic hampshire college girl - healthy, natural complexion, belief in
>> resorative powers of 'art' - was no match for a sarah lawrence
>> sociopath/junky.  when we left, how mediocre their boyfriends must have
>> seemed!  with their sad, wispy facial hair,  their flat-sounding congas,
>> their shiny -elbowed navajo-style pullovers....
>> Great images, mittelwerk, but I sense some genius envy...
>> 
>> 
>> What kind of man goes to a school called "Sarah Lawrence"?
> 
> 
> the question and the answer, my ass-dimpled friend, is: what kind of woman
> goes to sarah lawrence?

Well, that's what I get for making assumptions about people's gender based
on their on-line personae. I also missed the "genius envy" remark. I hold
myself up for group scorn and derision.