hampshire college

[Joel Katz]

>From: joeallonby <vze422fs at verizon.net>
>To: Joel Katz <mittelwerk at hotmail.com>,<pynchon-l at waste.org>
>Subject: Re: hampshire college
>Date: Tue, 16 Nov 2004 16:56:26 -0500
>
>on 11/16/04 3:58 PM, Joel Katz at mittelwerk at hotmail.com wrote:
>
> >> From: joeallonby <vze422fs at verizon.net>
> >> To: 
><Elainemmbell at aol.com>,<mittelwerk at hotmail.com>,<pynchon-l at waste.org>
> >> CC: <Gwenabee9987 at aol.com>
> >> Subject: Re: hampshire college
> >> Date: Tue, 16 Nov 2004 15:59:36 -0500
> >>
> >> on 11/16/04 9:58 AM, Elainemmbell at aol.com at Elainemmbell at aol.com 
>wrote:
> >>
> >> In a message dated 11/15/2004 1:21:33 PM Eastern Standard Time,
> >> mittelwerk at hotmail.com writes:
> >> we used to kick their ass at soccer and then prey on their women.  your
> >> basic hampshire college girl - healthy, natural complexion, belief in
> >> resorative powers of 'art' - was no match for a sarah lawrence
> >> sociopath/junky.  when we left, how mediocre their boyfriends must have
> >> seemed!  with their sad, wispy facial hair,  their flat-sounding 
>congas,
> >> their shiny -elbowed navajo-style pullovers....
> >> Great images, mittelwerk, but I sense some genius envy...
> >>
> >>
> >> What kind of man goes to a school called "Sarah Lawrence"?
> >
> >
> > the question and the answer, my ass-dimpled friend, is: what kind of 
>woman
> > goes to sarah lawrence?
>
>Well, that's what I get for making assumptions about people's gender based
>on their on-line personae. I also missed the "genius envy" remark. I hold
>myself up for group scorn and derision.
>

no, stupid.  i'm a man.  i just meant there was a lot of top-shelf pussy at 
that place.  not that i got any after the date-rape accusation.  except for 
the ones attracted to the possiblility that it was true...ah, never mind.  j 
fucking c of galilee!  can't anyone just make a sleazy misogynist comment 
any more without somebody apologizing?!

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