NP "I've seen things..."

[Otto]

>
> > "You're officially dead."
> >
> > "Care for a little necrophilia?"
>
>
>  September 15, 2004
>
>  Necrophilia banned by Arnie
>
>  By Chris Ayres
>
>  HAVING sex with the dead is now officially illegal in
>  California after the Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger,
>  signed a Bill banning necrophilia. Given the Golden Stateâ?Ts
>  pressing financial problems, political analysts have said
>  that it was an odd priority for the actor-turned-Republican
>  politician.
>
>  The new law makes sex with a corpse a felony punishable by
>  up to eight years in jail.
>
>  The lack of any laws on the subject recently prevented
>  prosecutors from imprisoning a man who was found in a
>  funeral home in San Francisco, drunk and passed out on top
>  of an elderly womanâ?Ts corpse.
>
> Yours truly,
> Glenn Scheper
>

Reminds me of a Bukowski-story I've once read, can't remember which book.

What about the pursuit of happiness guaranteed in the constitution?

Otto