Full English Breakfast

Ian Scuffling scuffling at hotmail.com
Mon Sep 20 10:45:54 CDT 2004


Mmmm. Sounds great, but the site suggests serving it with "Brown Sauce."
What would that be?  Reminds me of the southern fellow visiting London, who
asks the waiter "Whut's dis heah sauce?" thereby giving the sauce its name.

-----Original Message-----
From: Otto

Rough guide to the Full English Breakfast
("Beanz Meanz Heinz")

"Here are the ingredients you will need (per person) - vary according to
size of belly, time of day (this meal is not just for mornings you know),
sex, size of hangover etc."

1 Sausage (a proper one - not a slim sack of breadcrumbs)
2 rashers Smoked Bacon (Dry Cured - otherwise they shrink to the size of a
stamp and exude a disgusting white deposit)
Some black pudding cut into fairly thick slices
1 egg (Fresh and free-range, straight out of the chicken if possible)
1 mushroom (Sliced Field mushrooms taste gorgeous, button mushrooms don't
taste)
1 tomato (If you can't grow your own then prepare to be amazed as the tomato
vanishes before your very own frying pan)
1/2 can beans in tomato sauce (Remember: Beanz Meanz Heinz - no cheap
rubbish)
2 reasonably thick slices of fresh bread
Butter and vegetable oil

http://www.mycookbook.co.uk/article.php?sid=70 



Did anybody mention the Banana Breakfast?

Otto




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