top ten breakfast foods

[Otto]

Rough guide to the Full English Breakfast
("Beanz Meanz Heinz")

"Here are the ingredients you will need (per person) - vary according to
size of belly, time of day (this meal is not just for mornings you know),
sex, size of hangover etc."

1 Sausage (a proper one - not a slim sack of breadcrumbs)
2 rashers Smoked Bacon (Dry Cured - otherwise they shrink to the size of a
stamp and exude a disgusting white deposit)
Some black pudding cut into fairly thick slices
1 egg (Fresh and free-range, straight out of the chicken if possible)
1 mushroom (Sliced Field mushrooms taste gorgeous, button mushrooms don't
taste)
1 tomato (If you can't grow your own then prepare to be amazed as the tomato
vanishes before your very own frying pan)
1/2 can beans in tomato sauce (Remember: Beanz Meanz Heinz - no cheap
rubbish)
2 reasonably thick slices of fresh bread
Butter and vegetable oil
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Did anybody mention the Banana Breakfast?

Otto