Top Ten Sex Positions

[Glenn Scheper]

> 1.
> In a woman.

> Please?
> Someday?

> David Gentle

You're right. These women couldn't agree more:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/autocunnilingus
Seraphim, Shekinah, frog kiss, Rumple-Stilt-Skin, Dracula, Graal

But as for me:

Son of Man (wet dream in navel)
Atlas (world on his shoulders)
Moses (mediator: struck the rock.)
David (Wrung out a full cup.)
Jesus (look ma, no hands;)
Oedipus (AF + SOM = came in the name of the Father)
Pan (self sucking at paps. Jesus too on most/all things.)
St Francis (noninverted: Christ who is low)
St Paul (rightly dividing the Word)
144000 (name of father written in forehead. AKA Dove, Holy Spirit)
Horus (let your eye be single)
Tennyson (dangling "a thing enskied")
Goethe (Precum "that full of dew-drops hung)
Excalibre (sword in stone--that skull Hamlet beheld?)
Blasph-o-mat (auto-rim, but I don't think Crowley found it)
Hendrix (Kiss the Sky; also Isiah's sky is his throne)
Blake (hung with fungi in roots: auto-sodomy + auto-rim)
       a.k.a. "sitting on a cloud, with a sharp sickle."
Carrion (legs in the air like a lewd female, exuding toxins)
Nerrissa (See dangling codex illustration in Focus of Life)
 Hmmm... "narcissistic"
Overcomer (Nietzsche's going-down Uberman)
Zarathustra (the dwarf on his shoulders jumping down)
St Exupery (elephant-eating boa; elephant, eating boa)
Whores (six-winged beasts full of holes before and behind...)
Babylon the Great (edging while shopping for memories)
WTC (fat lesbian trying to force anus down over aching tower)
Quran The Cow (Never. if any drinks of its water, he goes not with my army)
Poe (underwater: abyss -> malestrom)

Don't get me started about appliances, or food, but:
Spa jet (quickie) Be careful of the creepy.
Whirlwind (through the bore of an engine cylinder)
Exhaust pipe: off (seat of beast; his kingdom was full of darkness)
Exhaust pipe: on (fire sacrifice)
Glass table top (throne, sea of glass, emerald rainbow)

But above all, by yourself, a victimless crime.

Yours truly,
Glenn Scheper
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