Top Ten Sex Positions

[Joel Katz]

well, it's your own damn fault.  face it:  pynchon never got anyone laid.  
borges can probably get you laid, the russians can get you laid, balzac and 
proust--way laid, shit even lacan if she's got low-self-esteem.  but pynchon 
is strictly for trekkie types now.

are there even any women on this list, anymore?  why don't you spread em' 
out and divvy 'em up?  each woman spends one weekend a year with each 
hard-up lister.  i mean, half of you guys are probably wheelchair-bound, so 
we're only talking handjobs and dildo-play, for the most part.  then maybe 
even a group gathering in kenosha at the ramada.  the men sit in a circle 
and the women do ass-to-ass.

i mean, maybe it's only me, but i think pynchon should be a lived 
experience.  run this by scheper, see what he says.


>From: Dave Monroe <monropolitan at yahoo.com>
>To: Tim Strzechowski <Dedalus204 at comcast.net>, Pynchon-L 
><pynchon-l at waste.org>,   David Gentle <Gentle_Family at btinternet.com>
>Subject: Re: Top Ten Sex Positions
>Date: Tue, 21 Sep 2004 09:35:26 -0700 (PDT)
>
>I'm saving myself ...
>
>--- Tim Strzechowski <Dedalus204 at comcast.net> wrote:
>
> > I know what you mean.  My hand gets pretty cramped,
> > too.
> >
> > > 1. In a woman.
> > >
> > > Please? Someday?
>
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