Top Ten Sex Positions

[joeallonby]

I'm waiting for the first porn star to call herself Katje Borjesus.


on 9/21/04 2:18 PM, Paul Mackin at paul.mackin at verizon.net wrote:

> On Tue, 2004-09-21 at 13:27, Joel Katz wrote:
>> well, it's your own damn fault.  face it:  pynchon never got anyone laid.
>> borges can probably get you laid, the russians can get you laid, balzac and
>> proust--way laid, shit even lacan if she's got low-self-esteem.  but pynchon
>> is strictly for trekkie types now.
>> 
>> are there even any women on this list, anymore?  why don't you spread em'
>> out and divvy 'em up?  each woman spends one weekend a year with each
>> hard-up lister.  i mean, half of you guys are probably wheelchair-bound, so
>> we're only talking handjobs and dildo-play, for the most part.  then maybe
>> even a group gathering in kenosha at the ramada.  the men sit in a circle
>> and the women do ass-to-ass.
>> 
>> i mean, maybe it's only me, but i think pynchon should be a lived
>> experience.  run this by scheper, see what he says.
>> 
> 
> How can anyone not like this guy?
> 
> Yes, Pynchon isn't apt to get you laid. And this is a pity. The question
> to ask is: why does Pynchon seem to get expropriated by the trekkies.
> Why is it that the non-klingon speakers one knows--the READING
> non-trekkies--scarcely seem to know to distinguish our P from that other
> reclusive guy?.  Heaven knows there are plenty of priapic episodes in
> the p-oeuvre to go around. But . . . .
> 
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