Top Ten Sex Positions

[Paul Mackin]

On Tue, 2004-09-21 at 14:41, joeallonby wrote:
> I'm waiting for the first porn star to call herself Katje Borjesus.
> 

Now THAT's naughty. Funny, I never before associated Katje with the
Mother of God. But, of course.

Trouble with Katje as a name is nobody'd know how to pronounce it.

P.

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> on 9/21/04 2:18 PM, Paul Mackin at paul.mackin at verizon.net wrote:
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> > On Tue, 2004-09-21 at 13:27, Joel Katz wrote:
> >> well, it's your own damn fault.  face it:  pynchon never got anyone laid.
> >> borges can probably get you laid, the russians can get you laid, balzac and
> >> proust--way laid, shit even lacan if she's got low-self-esteem.  but pynchon
> >> is strictly for trekkie types now.
> >> 
> >> are there even any women on this list, anymore?  why don't you spread em'
> >> out and divvy 'em up?  each woman spends one weekend a year with each
> >> hard-up lister.  i mean, half of you guys are probably wheelchair-bound, so
> >> we're only talking handjobs and dildo-play, for the most part.  then maybe
> >> even a group gathering in kenosha at the ramada.  the men sit in a circle
> >> and the women do ass-to-ass.
> >> 
> >> i mean, maybe it's only me, but i think pynchon should be a lived
> >> experience.  run this by scheper, see what he says.
> >> 
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> > How can anyone not like this guy?
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> > Yes, Pynchon isn't apt to get you laid. And this is a pity. The question
> > to ask is: why does Pynchon seem to get expropriated by the trekkies.
> > Why is it that the non-klingon speakers one knows--the READING
> > non-trekkies--scarcely seem to know to distinguish our P from that other
> > reclusive guy?.  Heaven knows there are plenty of priapic episodes in
> > the p-oeuvre to go around. But . . . .
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