The Glory Days

[David Meury]

Top 10 Reasons for P-List Dissipation

10. Entropy
 9. Gratuitous violence
 8. Distraction of the Michael Jackson case
 7. Stunt trolls
 6. Mystery died when Pynchon's true identity 
    revealed as Jim Nabors
 5. Nothing more to be said about Gravity's Rainbow
 4. Free coffee and donuts over at the David Foster
    Wallace list
 3. Postings too frivolous
 2. Postings too serious
 1. Not enough auto-fellatio   


		
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