Alien Hypothesis

[Eulenspiegel7646 at aol.com]

No Missing Link 
by Dan Bern


They looked for the missing link.
There is no missing  link!
They'll never find the missing link!
There is no missing  link!
We're not something 
You can figure out with an equation;
We are  the genetic mutation.

Aliens came and fucked the monkey,
They fucked  the monkey.
Aliens came and fucked the monkey,
They fucked the  monkey.
Aliens came and fucked the monkey,
They fucked the  monkey.

Darwin tried explaining it.
Darwin the best he  could:
Evolution, pretty theory--
But how could Darwin know?

That  aliens came and fucked the monkey,
They fucked the monkey.
Aliens came and  fucked the monkey,
They fucked the monkey.

How explain fax  machines?
How else explain computer enhancement?
How else explain fiber  optics?
How else explain Mozart?

We do not belong here.
This planet  was a terrarium,
Intergalactic broken home.
Have to go outer space
And  one day find our Daddy!

How else explain pay at the pump?
How else  explain limited access freeways?
How else explain digital  remastering?
Plastic flowers, linoleum, beefalo, Michael  Jordan?
Religion?
Astronomy?
Astrology
That looks to the  stars!

We do not belong here.
This planet was a terrarium--
Seven  billion bastards
Screaming for our Daddy!

Aliens came and fucked the  monkey,
They fucked the monkey.
Aliens came and fucked the monkey,
They  fucked the monkey.
Aliens came and fucked the monkey,
They fucked the  monkey.

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