Alien Hypothesis

[Dave Monroe]

"Jocko Homo"
M. Mothersbaugh and J. Cassale

They tell us that
We lost our tails
Evolving up
>From little snails
I say it’s all
Just wind in sails

Are we not men?
We are Devo!
Are we not men?
D-E-V-O

We’re pinheads now
We are not whole
We’re pinheads all
Jocko homo

Are we not men?
We are Devo!
Are we not men?
D-E-V-O

Monkey men all
In business suit
Teachers and critics
All dance the poot

Are we not men?
We are Devo!
Are we not men?
D-E-V-O

God made man
But he used the monkey to do it
Apes in the plan
And we’re all here to prove it
I can walk like an ape
Talk like an ape
I can do what a monkey can do
God made man
But a monkey supplied the glue

We must repeat ...

--- Eulenspiegel7646 at aol.com wrote:

>  
> No Missing Link 
> by Dan Bern
> 
> 
> They looked for the missing link.
> There is no missing  link!
> They'll never find the missing link!
> There is no missing  link!
> We're not something 
> You can figure out with an equation;
> We are the genetic mutation.
> 
> Aliens came and fucked the monkey,
> They fucked  the monkey.
> Aliens came and fucked the monkey,
> They fucked the  monkey.
> Aliens came and fucked the monkey,
> They fucked the  monkey.
> 
> Darwin tried explaining it.
> Darwin the best he  could:
> Evolution, pretty theory--
> But how could Darwin know?
> 
> That  aliens came and fucked the monkey,
> They fucked the monkey.
> Aliens came and  fucked the monkey,
> They fucked the monkey.
> 
> How explain fax  machines?
> How else explain computer enhancement?
> How else explain fiber  optics?
> How else explain Mozart?
> 
> We do not belong here.
> This planet  was a terrarium,
> Intergalactic broken home.
> Have to go outer space
> And  one day find our Daddy!
> 
> How else explain pay at the pump?
> How else  explain limited access freeways?
> How else explain digital  remastering?
> Plastic flowers, linoleum, beefalo, Michael  Jordan?
> Religion?
> Astronomy?
> Astrology
> That looks to the  stars!
> 
> We do not belong here.
> This planet was a terrarium--
> Seven  billion bastards
> Screaming for our Daddy!
> 
> Aliens came and fucked the  monkey,
> They fucked the monkey.
> Aliens came and fucked the monkey,
> They  fucked the monkey.
> Aliens came and fucked the monkey,
> They fucked the  monkey.


	
		
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