Alien Hypothesis

[Rcfchess at aol.com]

In a message dated 11/15/2005 3:48:13 P.M. Eastern Standard Time,  
monropolitan at yahoo.com writes:

"Jocko  Homo"
M. Mothersbaugh and J. Cassale

They tell us that
We lost  our tails
Evolving up
>From little snails
I say it’s all
Just wind  in sails

Are we not men?
We are Devo!
Are we not  men?
D-E-V-O

We’re pinheads now
We are not whole
We’re  pinheads all
Jocko homo

Are we not men?
We are Devo!
Are we  not men?
D-E-V-O

Monkey men all
In business suit
Teachers and  critics
All dance the poot

Are we not men?
We are Devo!
Are we  not men?
D-E-V-O

God made man
But he used the monkey to do  it
Apes in the plan
And we’re all here to prove it
I can walk like an  ape
Talk like an ape
I can do what a monkey can do
God made  man
But a monkey supplied the glue

We must repeat ...

---  Eulenspiegel7646 at aol.com wrote:

>  
> No Missing Link  
> by Dan Bern
> 
> 
> They looked for the missing  link.
> There is no missing  link!
> They'll never find the  missing link!
> There is no missing  link!
> We're not  something 
> You can figure out with an equation;
> We are the  genetic mutation.
> 
> Aliens came and fucked the monkey,
>  They fucked  the monkey.
> Aliens came and fucked the  monkey,
> They fucked the  monkey.
> Aliens came and fucked  the monkey,
> They fucked the  monkey.
> 
> Darwin  tried explaining it.
> Darwin the best he  could:
>  Evolution, pretty theory--
> But how could Darwin know?
> 
>  That  aliens came and fucked the monkey,
> They fucked the  monkey.
> Aliens came and  fucked the monkey,
> They fucked  the monkey.
> 
> How explain fax  machines?
> How else  explain computer enhancement?
> How else explain fiber   optics?
> How else explain Mozart?
> 
> We do not belong  here.
> This planet  was a terrarium,
> Intergalactic broken  home.
> Have to go outer space
> And  one day find our  Daddy!
> 
> How else explain pay at the pump?
> How  else  explain limited access freeways?
> How else explain  digital  remastering?
> Plastic flowers, linoleum, beefalo,  Michael  Jordan?
> Religion?
> Astronomy?
>  Astrology
> That looks to the  stars!
> 
> We do not  belong here.
> This planet was a terrarium--
> Seven  billion  bastards
> Screaming for our Daddy!
> 
> Aliens came and  fucked the  monkey,
> They fucked the monkey.
> Aliens came  and fucked the monkey,
> They  fucked the monkey.
> Aliens  came and fucked the monkey,
> They fucked the   monkey.





Now THERE'S a clear explanation of Intelligent  Design...
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