Fwd: Purina Dog Chow Diet

[Joe Allonby]

For some reason, I thought the P-list might appreciate this.

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From: John Demeter
Date: Aug 3, 2006 4:20 PM
Subject: Purina Dog Chow Diet


*Subject: Purina diet *
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I have a Labrador retriever and I was buying a large bag of Purina at
Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a
dog? On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I
told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it one more time.

 I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified,
she asked if I'd been poisoned to end up in the hospital.

I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit
me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have to have help as he
staggered to the door in hysterics

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